131 lbs., The Suburbs

 

The son of a son of a trucker, MC Hardbody was once known by his family name, "Hardbody" Hulk McTruckerson, but has since proven to be too cool for school.  Aside from his rigorous training schedule which keeps him "Hard All Over,"  Hardbody swears by the steadfast method of cutting the crust off of his grilled cheese sandwiches to stay lean and mean.